Director: Alex Kurtzman
At the time of the second of the English crusades, Ahmanet (Sofia Boutella) is mummified alive as punishment for murdering her Father when she sees what is rightfully hers transfer to his new-born son whom she also murders. What she saw as a betrayal by her Father led her to tap into dark and demonic powers. Once mummified she is taken thousands of miles from her Egyptian home and buried well below the surface in what is known in current times as Iraq. Back in the modern-day and army officers Nick Morton (Tom Cruise) and Chris Vail (Jake Johnson) are seeking out hidden treasures to make their tours all that little bit more profitable. When an airstrike unearths the ancient ruins of where Ahmanet was laid to rest Morton and Vail see dollar signs but they are soon hampered by the arrival of Jenny Halsey (Annabelle Wallis) who wants the find to be safely shipped back to London where Dr. Henry Jekyll (Russell Crowe) is waiting to investigate the find. The trip back does not go well and soon Ahmanet is unleashed on the British public in search of her “chosen one” and will stop at nothing to reclaim what she believes is hers.
I like Tom Cruise, let’s get that out of the way. He does make well above average movies for the most part. Unfortunately this is a very low point for Tom. I was worried before I saw the film that this really didn’t strike me as a genre he had any history with and that it wasn’t a good fit for him. He’s not the Indiana Jones type and he does not sit right in a Tomb Raider style movie. If the rumours are to be believed that he had a lot of control over the movie then there’s only one place the finger can be pointed for any short comings the film suffers from. To be fair, blame does not lay just at Tom Cruise’s door. Russell Crowe, a great actor by any standards, really doesn’t do himself any favours here either. There’s a part where he becomes manically possessed and starts hurling Tom Cruise around whilst giving his best impression on Ray Winstone on speed. It’s just cringeworthy. I’d hoped Annabelle Wallis might bring some respectability to the film, she’s obviously not incapable of playing a strong female role given her time on Peaky Blinders but here she is given the usual female supporting role you would expect and there’s not much she can do with it. In contrast Sofia Boutella does make the film come alive at times but that isn’t really down to her acting but more the CGI effects the film offers up. She really isn’t given the time and space she was offered in her very enjoyable role as Jaylah in Star Trek Beyond.
Put simply; this film is a disaster from start to finish. It was dull and boring for large periods of time. It was painfully unfunny when it tried to be. Performances were well below par and as for the script and screenplay I’d have to ask if there was any script or screenplay written. The story has plot holes galore and lots of key elements are left totally unexplained. It’s just messy, lacks structure and it’s conclusion just leaves a heavy confirmation that you’ve just wasted two hours of your life.
1/5 Stars – If this were a mission impossible movie I would have chosen not to accept it, Mr Phelps.